Where Art Thou, Christmas

Faith Hill keeps on singing it on TV, perhaps she hasn’t find out that not only Christmas was stolen, but also murdered.

Christmas Party

Yes. Today. 50 people or so. Only few people came early and decorated all.

Which one dear, turkey, chicken or beef ? Don’t matter.

Too many cookies *sigh*

V is so sexy that I forgot I had to look another way so she wouldn’t think I’m a pervert (now she must think that I am). A whom I think is not less sexier than V was home sick. Damn it !

Tom, watch your kid I almost stepped on him !

Your parents are Indonesians ? Why didn’t you tell me ?

(Hello, you’ve joined us less than 2 months and I just had a chance to talk to you today)

What ? You’d been there for 20 years ? Since 68 ? (Came back here and take care of the family ? Yeah, rite, you’re terminated ! Like I didn’t see your file) I wasn’t born that time *giggles* Oh durian and starfruit ? Oh you like durian cold ? Yeah belimbing. Not yet, mam. Oh, bloom. Hm ? There’s no bloom in Bahasa. Owh, I see. No you said it wrong. It’s belum, not bloom. Oh you used to work there anonymously ? I noticed that. Must be the agency *smile* Your son will get married with a Chinese Indonesian next month in Jakarta ? Ok. Tell them I said hi.

Apa kabar ? Fine, thank you. See, you should’ve lived here and I should’ve lived there. I love it so much (Geez, I LIVE here, not ’should have lived’ mam. Or is that what you think, that I DON’T live here ?) *Smile*, I’m asian so I have to look nice before you (actually when an asian smiles at you it could mean two things, first I like you and what you’re talking about, or second I think you’re stupid)

Hope I can see you again. Mari kerja buat kita, butuh orang lokal untuk ditaruh di sana. No, thanks *smile* Why ? Long story, I’ll tell you when we meet again.

Hey Liz. The guy that you hired. Yes, what about him ? Are you sure he calls himself ‘an entertainer’ ?

*smile*

*smile back*

So ? What About working for us ? Well, we’ll see. But I don’t think it will compensate at all. I mean, heartily.

Don’t you dare stealing my staff ! *laughs*

Nice to meet you guys. *kiss*hug*kiss*hug*pervert looks*cynical looks*empty smile*kiss*hug*kiss*hug*kiss*

*SIGH*

When the last time did I find christmas party without any b.s in it ?

Lord, I’m tired.